Tattoo blog x
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Anonymous asked: I'm kinda mildly in love with you. I constantly reblog pictures you post of yourself cause you are just so freaking gorgeous, but for one you are in a different country and two I don't think you would ever be interested in me. You are my perfect girl, musician, tattooed, pierced, sweet, funny, amazing sense of humor, and I just wish I could at the very least meet you in person, but that is doubtful. So yeah. Love, your secret admirer <3
Aws, this was so sweet, come off anon!
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
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I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.
A season a day keeps your friends away
I’ve just got one
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my Son (places hand on your shoulder) (places other hand on your shoulder) (places hand on your head) (places other hand on your head) (places hand on your hip) (places other hand on your hip) eh macarena
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
the parallel is uncanny
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Anonymous asked: You're so fucking attractive. Stahppppp. :c
Why thank you ;]
i think ur singing them wrong
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WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED
OH MY GOD
THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON...
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another...
KATE MCKINNON DOES HER ELLEN IMPRESSION ON ELLEN
4 minutes of pure laughter!!